A True Story

Saturday afternoon I was reading Night, Elie Wiesel's harrowing, Nobel Prize winning account in his times at the death camps during World War II.

I then received a phone call from My Work Buddy Johnny, who implored me to turn on the E Network, as they were showing The Craziest Moments from dating shows. The clip in question came from that bastion of culture, Cheaters, as a man named Quincy was getting tazered by some kind of security guard. I only assume Quincy was the eponymous cheater, and caused a ruckus that lead to him getting electroshocked.

The next segment feautured a goat. I did not hang around for that.