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So I'm in the supermarket getting some pears. This guy comes up to me and offers to sell me a $25 Supermarket Gift Card for $20.

Now, that's a sucker bet. The card may well have only $1.22 left on it, and there's no way to tell just by looking at it. Plus, even if the card still has all its credit, at best I'd make $5. Not exactly the deal of the century.

I politely decline and the man goes on his way. Now, if you're selling a gift card, you need money badly, and you need money for something that you can't buy in a supermarket. HMMMM.

The guy didn't look homeless or anything, but he REEKED of cigarette smoke.