With the shocking (well, not really) news about Barry Bonds and Jason Giambi, now's the time to reveal the TV show I created with My Work Buddy Johnny (not to be confused with the script I wrote for the Bravo contest, and no, I haven't heard anything yet).

Our show is called Psycho & The Sheff. It would star MLB headcases Carl Everett and Gary Sheffield as baseball players who fight crime on their off days. But here's the catch: every episode would revolve around the duo interupting steroids being shipped somewhere (like going undercover in a high school or college to bust up a steroid ring). Every episode would climax with the duo being captured by the bad guys, and escaping in the nick of time by going into 'roid rage. They would then punch out the bad guys, and probably several cops and pedestrians too.

Every episode would end with the pair having their hands on a steroid shipment, and their sausy secretary would say "Well, guess we'd better turn these over to the authorities," and Sheff would say "Don't worry, we'll take care of it," and then they'd all wink at the camera. There could be all kinds of Major League guest stars, like the above mentioned Bonds and the Giambi brothers, and the corpse of Ken Caminiti.

Admit it, you'd watch.