Have it your way: Really baffled by the Angus Diet series of commercials by Burger King. Granted, all the fad diets probably deserve to be mocked, but Burger King is a big part of the reason why people need to go on these diets. It's like Phillip-Morris making fun of lung cancer.

Fair Warning: I finally corrected the Van Halen greatest hits package by putting all the Dave songs on one disc and the Sammy songs on another, and just cut out the three new tracks and three lives tracks. All killer, no filler. And while the Dave disc is better, Sammy's holds up surpisingly well, despite some really schmaltzy songs.

Now, VH is on tour with Sammy right now, which is fine and good. But why don't they take Dave and Sammy out on tour. Have Dave perform first the first set, with stuff from Van Halen to 1984. Sammy can perform the second set with material from 5150 to Balance. Seriously, who wouldn't flock to this? I hate paying a lot of money for concerts and I'd gladly fork over big bills for this.

Back in a day or so.