Maybe you could sign up for a no-talent contest: Another sweet episode of O’Grady this weekend, concerning a talent show mixed with people acting like cats. These premises always sound bad but they always work perfectly. I definitely have a new favorite show. No new epsidoe this week but they’re running a marathon at 1:30 Friday night/Saturday morning if you want to catch up.

Jesus was American? Sweet! USA! USA!: Someone at Williams Street must have been ticked off lately, because last night’s Aqua Teen Hunger Force was insanely offensive. The basic gist of it was Meatwad reenacting the Immaculate Conception after seeing Jesus’ face on a billboard (for a gun store, no less). It also featured Ted Nugent and a nun getting her head blown off with a shotgun twice (along with a bizarre rant about Standard and Practices that lead to Jesus being called G-Whiz for the whole episode). Just a complete jaw dropper.

Well well well, you just can’t tell: I watched the Guns n’ Roses Behind the Music on Saturday. The only band members interviewed for the show were Slash, Steven Adler, Gilby Clarke, and Matt Sorum. Yeah, no Axl, I’m shocked too. Axl came off as predictably horrible (his defending the use of the “N” word in one of his songs defies description), although none of the band members came off looking like great guys. Most jarring was Adler, who was kicked out of the band for drugs and has since suffered a stroke. Just depressing. Remember how awesome G+R used to be? That seems like a million years ago.